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Trayvon Martin and the church of hypocrisy PDF Print E-mail
Written by bad_brain   
Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:07

Poor Trayvon. He was only 7 years old when he got shot. All he wanted was to sell cookies for his boy scout group. But then....evil George Zimmerman came. Right from the KKK meeting, still wearing his grand wizard robe and waving a swastika flag. When he saw little 3 year old Trayvon (yes, he got younger in the meantime) Zimmerman pulled his sawed off double barrel shotgun with the "die nigger die!" engravings and shot Trayvon in the face. 28367 times. We all have reason to be very upset. Really.

Trayvon Martin 2 seconds before he died.

But enough of that, let's leave the realms of retarded media indoctrinated lemmings with no own opinion and have a closer look at the church of hypocrisy and their vocational indignant members.

Last Updated on Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:25
Edward Snowden is...oh wait...who cares. PDF Print E-mail
Written by bad_brain   
Wednesday, 03 July 2013 21:44

Let me check if we are alone....hmm...ok. So, now I can reveal some secrets that will blow your mind, Edward Snowden style:

  • Water is wet
  • Stupid people are usually pretty dumb
  • Many mountains elevate above sea level
  • black is not a color

Alrighty then, now I will have to pack my stuff and get to the next airport (note to myself: don't forget missile launcher against the ACLU helicopters) where I can live for the rest of my life from snicker bars and duty free vodka. I mean, all the secrets I uncovered are not more or less stunning than the one Snowden uncovered...which is:


Last Updated on Wednesday, 03 July 2013 22:23
suck-o scientist discovers OOD virus! PDF Print E-mail
Written by bad_brain   
Sunday, 16 June 2013 13:13

I have spent the last days in my secret laboratorium and discovered a new, really dangerous, virus that spreads worse than AIDS in the 90's and turns the poor infected victims into babbling morons (latest tests have shown their brain activity is just 1% compared to the control group of normal people).besides obnoxious verbal diarhhea the 2nd main symptom are delusions caused by the virus destroying the brain areas responsible for self-perception.

this virus seems to be a mutated (and way more dangerous) version of the well known bullshitter-loudmouth-virus (discovered 1773 by Lord B.S. Loudmouth),

as the scientist who discovered it I gave the caused clinical condition the name "online overimportance delusion" (OOD).



Last Updated on Sunday, 16 June 2013 13:54
1-2-3-4 suck-o!! PDF Print E-mail
Written by bad_brain   
Saturday, 06 April 2013 11:04

Yep, we have our own song now!

A nice mix of Gangnam Style and Justin Bieber with the peaceful attitude of the Grateful Dead. Because that's how we are, right?


Oooook. Maybe not.


Big thanks to Alyssa, a really talented musician/singer, if one of you wants a unique song too PM me and I'll provide contact info..

Last Updated on Saturday, 06 April 2013 11:35
bad_brain in danger! ACLU about to arrive! PDF Print E-mail
Written by bad_brain   
Monday, 18 March 2013 21:25


Where the helicopters at ba-by? XD

Last Updated on Wednesday, 20 March 2013 00:27
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