Let me check if we are alone....hmm...ok. So, now I can reveal some secrets that will blow your mind, Edward Snowden style:

• Water is wet
• Stupid people are usually pretty dumb
• Many mountains elevate above sea level
• black is not a color

Alrighty then, now I will have to pack my stuff and get to the next airport (note to myself: don't forget missile launcher against the ACLU helicopters) where I can live for the rest of my life from snicker bars and duty free vodka. I mean, all the secrets I uncovered are not more or less stunning than the one Snowden uncovered...which is:

I have spent the last days in my secret laboratorium and discovered a new, really dangerous, virus that spreads worse than AIDS in the 90's and turns the poor infected victims into babbling morons (latest tests have shown their brain activity is just 1% compared to the control group of normal people).besides obnoxious verbal diarhhea the 2nd main symptom are delusions caused by the virus destroying the brain areas responsible for self-perception.

this virus seems to be a mutated (and way more dangerous) version of the well known bullshitter-loudmouth-virus (discovered 1773 by Lord B.S. Loudmouth),

as the scientist who discovered it I gave the caused clinical condition the name "online overimportance delusion" (OOD).

Yep, we have our own song now!

A nice mix of Gangnam Style and Justin Bieber with the peaceful attitude of the Grateful Dead. Because that's how we are, right?

Right??

Oooook. Maybe not.

Big thanks to Alyssa, a really talented musician/singer, if one of you wants a unique song too PM me and I'll provide contact info..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-mRN5ZzzXU

Where the helicopters at ba-by? XD